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jennyishere
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16 Jul 2011, 7:43 am

You accidentally used it as hairspray- still, at least it's been keeping those ants out of your hair! :)

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16 Jul 2011, 10:01 am

In my belly!

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16 Jul 2011, 3:19 pm

Chopped up and used as a garnish for my lunch.

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16 Jul 2011, 3:45 pm

I ate it, thanks for the grilled zucchini.

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16 Jul 2011, 4:21 pm

It's on the roof.

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16 Jul 2011, 4:23 pm

With your baby. 8O

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17 Jul 2011, 12:56 am

Given to the food bank.

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17 Jul 2011, 1:51 am

Surely your coffee's not THAT bad! :coffee:

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17 Jul 2011, 1:57 am

You are using it as a foot ache right now...don't worry, it's transferable.

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17 Jul 2011, 3:21 pm

It fell asleep without you.

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17 Jul 2011, 3:24 pm

i gave it to your dog, poor thing was suffocating on that Brussels sprouts again.

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17 Jul 2011, 3:26 pm

Here's one of them being used by a dwarf ninja:

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17 Jul 2011, 4:32 pm

It's being worn by a black person. (I swear I am not racist, the question just beckoned).

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17 Jul 2011, 4:49 pm

Being disregarded.

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17 Jul 2011, 4:51 pm

Is being carried by me walk I speak softly.

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17 Jul 2011, 6:32 pm

On the ferry.

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