Joined: 19 May 2009 Age: 59 Gender: Female Posts: 11,220 Location: Maryland, USA
26 Apr 2010, 1:30 pm
Now if you want to get to heaven
Let me tell you what to do
You grease your foot up
With that mutton stew
And when the devil comes after you
With them greasy hands
You just slide on over to the promised land
Joined: 19 May 2009 Age: 59 Gender: Female Posts: 11,220 Location: Maryland, USA
26 Apr 2010, 1:46 pm
Now there was two little imps
And they was Tally and Booya
And they was trying to get to heaven
In an electric car
And that car wheel slipped
On down the hill
Instead of going to heaven
They went to Jacksonville!