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iamnotaparakeet
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06 Mar 2008, 10:19 am

This monitor is only for use by citizens of Antarctica, please show me your ID.



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06 Mar 2008, 10:30 am

I have a mohawk! Get it? Mo-hawk?



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06 Mar 2008, 10:40 am

"We are the cartoon heeeeeroes, oooh, we are the ones who gonna last foerever..." (now I'll have that Aqua song in my mind the entire day!)


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06 Mar 2008, 10:46 am

You may remember me, I was once on Wallace & Grommet?



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06 Mar 2008, 10:51 am

You can't say that I'm yellow of fear just because my feathers are this color!


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06 Mar 2008, 11:28 am

I can't find my way, back to the south pole.


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06 Mar 2008, 11:32 am

My bus broke down. can I get a lift?



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06 Mar 2008, 12:16 pm

This is a transitional form between a dinosaur and a bird. It only exists in the mind of an artist...



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06 Mar 2008, 1:15 pm

You mock my mohawk? I... kill... you! :x


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06 Mar 2008, 1:24 pm

Beware of that house that I'm pointing at.


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06 Mar 2008, 1:46 pm

*whispers* "you need deodorant!"



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06 Mar 2008, 2:14 pm

How do you like my blush?


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06 Mar 2008, 3:24 pm

"hey guys look what i bought at the london auction today!! lets go for a ride!!


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06 Mar 2008, 3:29 pm

My arm is all shined up and waxed. :)


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06 Mar 2008, 3:39 pm

dont let the my wheels fool ya, i actually live in it, think about it, no rent, 2 floors, your address is EVERYWERE, NO JUNK MAIL!! i think i have started a new trend, roddy and rita, want to come in and play some poker??


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06 Mar 2008, 3:43 pm

Yes, I can open doors as well.


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