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AndersTheAspie
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06 Mar 2008, 3:43 pm

Computers and doorclosers are people too you know :cry:


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06 Mar 2008, 4:14 pm

"8-bit theater said I was too graphically advanced, but let me tell you something..."



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06 Mar 2008, 6:02 pm

OK OK I am a parakeet....but you have to admit, the Cockatiel suit is a pretty good disguise.


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06 Mar 2008, 6:05 pm

Ooo, what does this button do?


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06 Mar 2008, 6:44 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
*whispers* "you need deodorant!"

Weak, man and she about to kiss him anyway.

"You want haircut or not?"


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06 Mar 2008, 8:09 pm

JerryHatake wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
*whispers* "you need deodorant!"

Weak, man and she about to kiss him anyway.

"You want haircut or not?"


Then perhaps it could be,

"Yes, of course I'll marry you!" *smooching in Japanese*



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06 Mar 2008, 9:03 pm

Better

"Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? I know Hello."


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07 Mar 2008, 12:07 am

Why don't you come to my place, for coffee?


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07 Mar 2008, 1:42 am

Yes thats right, I was in Flushed away, you want my autograph?


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07 Mar 2008, 5:50 am

Why I have such red eyes? Because this is a Little Red Riding Hood Parody and I am the villain!


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07 Mar 2008, 6:06 am

Hors d'ouvres sir?



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07 Mar 2008, 6:16 am

'Oh... this is not my usual bathtub?!'


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07 Mar 2008, 7:53 am

My name is Linux. How may I help you? :)


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07 Mar 2008, 8:35 am

Yeah, I'll have a rat sandwiched between two buses thank you.


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07 Mar 2008, 10:53 am

Two local plumbers are starting up the annual Mariokart race, a go-kart race for plumbers and their friends (and enemies). Details at six.



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07 Mar 2008, 10:54 am

The ducky says I have to kill you.