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LostInEmulation
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10 Mar 2008, 4:02 pm

"So What? Everyone has a bad hair day sometimes!"


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10 Mar 2008, 4:04 pm

"Um...I was told this is the South Pole?"


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10 Mar 2008, 4:29 pm

was i injected with skunk genetics, my hair looks like the a skunk fur was placed on my head instead of human hair


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10 Mar 2008, 4:32 pm

"Danger Will Robinson! Danger!"


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10 Mar 2008, 4:34 pm

I seem to have run out of blood can I borrow yours?



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10 Mar 2008, 8:24 pm

"Where did she go? Darn it! Why is it whenever I try to get a pedicure for my talons, the nail tech runs away screaming?"


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10 Mar 2008, 9:38 pm

Aziz, LIGHT!

(from 5th Element)


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11 Mar 2008, 3:01 am

And you said this rollercoaster is harmless?!


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11 Mar 2008, 4:28 am

Which flavoured kernel would you like?


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11 Mar 2008, 8:32 am

Proof that rat's CAN drive buses.


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11 Mar 2008, 9:37 am

I'm faster!

No! I'm faster!


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11 Mar 2008, 11:21 am

Rats drive me crazy, said the talking bus.


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11 Mar 2008, 4:41 pm

Yikes! My right shoe just had a blow out!


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11 Mar 2008, 5:22 pm

Houston, we have a problem.


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11 Mar 2008, 6:14 pm

MY great great grandaughter is one of the X-men...


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11 Mar 2008, 9:29 pm

Hey! Anime characters have feelings too!


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