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jennyishere
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25 Jul 2011, 6:09 am

Forced into retirement by an iPod.

Where is my record collection?



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25 Jul 2011, 7:32 am

With my Walkman.

Where is the truth?


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25 Jul 2011, 9:46 am

NOT in Washington D.C., that's for sure!

Where is my cheese?



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25 Jul 2011, 3:24 pm

Eaten by the cat that ate the mouse that ate your cheese.

Where is my cat?


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25 Jul 2011, 4:13 pm

*cues Booyakasha*

Where is ma skills!



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25 Jul 2011, 10:27 pm

Your skills are near your Profile.

Where are my teachers?



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25 Jul 2011, 10:33 pm

In another world..... 8O

Where is your master?



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26 Jul 2011, 3:25 am

Nowhere to be found.

Where are my keys?


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26 Jul 2011, 2:45 pm

Tally Man took them and is not giving them back.

Where are my shoes?


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26 Jul 2011, 2:45 pm

I shoed them away.

Where is my elbow?



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26 Jul 2011, 3:22 pm

Ask the next person.

Where is my lunch?


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27 Jul 2011, 1:58 am

You already ate it.

Where is my good luck?


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27 Jul 2011, 12:55 pm

You already ate it.

Where is my frustration?


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27 Jul 2011, 2:18 pm

Ask the next person.

Where are my allergy pills?


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27 Jul 2011, 7:32 pm

In asia.

Where is my pet IT?


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30 Jul 2011, 2:03 pm

Creeping up behind you.

Where is my door knob?


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