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I thought that 'cattery' WAS an official word...now I am negatively surprised....your fault, definitely!


Sylkat

Following the reasoning, 'battery' is a real word. Your fault, who else's?

And now I'm planning to set up a battery that doubles as a battery charger so I can run my electronics on the power generated by the wingbeats of hundreds of bats. This is clearly your fault.

You do know that bats cannot be litter-box trained, right?

I am now picturing you trying to diaper a hundred annoyed bats....

That image has put me into an almost-cheerful mood.....your fault!


Sylkat

Would 'lottery' be a detention camp for a lot of lots?

Your fault it occurred to me to ask this in public.

No, actually, it would be more like a orphanage for them...you could go there, choose one that appealed to you, and claim it.

Too bad that any acreage that you would like would have to be underwater, but it is your own fault.


Sylkat

I blame you for my less than tall stature.

Elves are always short.

Your fault for being born into a magical race.


Sylkat

I blame the two of you for hiding this thread so that I had to spend almost ten seconds to find it. Also, mosquitoes are rapidly increasing in number. Your fault. Then there is this huge low atmospheric pressure area heading Finland. Your fault. Presidential election in Iran... your fault. I'm eating licorice candy... you can guess who I blame. I almost typed liquorice which would have been your fault. And because I actually did, I blame yous two.

It is your fault there is no chocolate in my kitchen.

I did eat all your chocolate.

Your fault for not hiding it better.


Sylkat

It's your fault my cat's poo box glows in the dark.

Well its your fault I run out of kitty litter and I need to get some tomorrow while I'm out.

It's your own fault on a personal level that you feed your cat so often that you're constantly out of kitty litter. Poor little kitty must resemble a basket ball.

I read in the newspaper that America's fragile infrastructure is entirely Krabo's fault.

On the contrary, Известия tells us it's entirely Jinki's fault.