Mountain Goat's funny sayings

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"I'm a shoe" said the shoe. "You sure are" laughed the sock.

"1 2 4" said the pupil. "1 2 3!!" shouted the maths teacher.

"I'm not a cabbage" said the cabbage. "I'm guacamole".

the gasses part and they travel individually down each pants leg, then at the ankles the gasses meet again and say "good bye."

"Oh it's 2024" said the man as he looked at his watch.

the rear end said to the front end, "you first."

"Do you moo here often?" asked the bull as he saw a nice looking cow.

"how long you been hangin' around back here?" said the implanted left molar to the uvula.

"Neigh" screamed the clothes horse as the lady tried to put clothes on it.

"Green" said the Milktalk as he ate a leaf sandwich.

"I can see you!" Laughed the moon as it hid behind a cloud!

"I remember when I was little" Said the mouse. "So do I" said the doughnut.

"I'm going bald" said the lightbulb.

I can't find my bed said the man as he walked out of Mc Donalds.

"I'm not the number one" shouted the letter A. "I'm an apostrophe!"

"I'm your friend" said the farmer. "But I'm a turnip" replied the turnip.

"oh, fudge!" said the toilet to the bathroom.

"Sniff" said the handkerchief as she blew her nose.