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chrissyrun
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30 Jul 2011, 2:11 pm

It went bobbing for apples.

Where is my CD?


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30 Jul 2011, 3:06 pm

I didn't like your CD of Elvis Presley's greatest hits, so I'm using it in the garden as a bird scarer. :P

Where is my brush? 8O


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30 Jul 2011, 3:11 pm

Booyakasha took it.

Where is my rubber and glue?


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30 Jul 2011, 3:25 pm

10p took it. :P

Where is my Ferrari?


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30 Jul 2011, 3:34 pm

Its not freeeeeeeeee?

Where is my speed?


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31 Jul 2011, 12:03 am

Taken away until you have the need.

Where is my protocol droid?


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31 Jul 2011, 1:51 am

You left him on Tatooine with R2D2.

Where are my Jedi mind powers?



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31 Jul 2011, 5:55 am

You have them, but you can only control small insects.

Where is my hyperdrive?


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31 Jul 2011, 7:43 am

In the Millennium Falcon, of course, but it's not working.

Where's my tie fighter?



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31 Jul 2011, 9:08 am

In Thailand, of course.


Where is my flux capacitor?



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31 Jul 2011, 9:43 pm

In the past or the future. You'll run into it soon anyway.

Where is my tribble?


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01 Aug 2011, 12:46 am

With your troubling dribble.

Where is the burn? :lol:


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01 Aug 2011, 5:46 am

Wherever you slipped with your hair straightener.

Where is my subordinate clause?



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01 Aug 2011, 6:58 am

With my sanity clause, but everybody knows, there ain't no sanity clause.

Where is my lobster dinner?


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01 Aug 2011, 7:56 am

The lobster took advantage of an escape clause, claws and all.

Where is my motivation to go to bed at a sensible time?



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01 Aug 2011, 12:54 pm

When did you have that? :scratch:

Where is my understanding of life?


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