BANNED (The Game)

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Banned for sniffling

Banned for sniffing glue.

Banned for possession of adhesive substances.

Banned for being possessed.

Banned for turning your head a full 360 degrees!

Banned for losing your head the other day in the market store and being one&only headless software developer.

Banned for sneaking up behind me in said store and decapitating me. The last thing I remember hearing was something about "Highlander" and "There can only be one". I took me the rest of the afternoon to find my head which had rolled under the bread counter.

Banned for using high carbon steel wire sewing needle for sewing it back, instead of using highest quality embroidery needles, plated with two-thirdsplatinum and one-thirds titanium alloy. You could have hurt yourself.

Banned for not sterilising the blade before decapitating me... you could have made me ill!

Banned for using expensive materials and using them on elderly patients. you're now bankrupt.

Banned for transferring the world debt to my personal account. I should have it paid off by the time I reach 7 zilliion years old.

Banned for sentencing himself to 7 zillion year old life.

Banned for being twenty years younger than me... (That makes you around 129 )

Banned for thinking that he's old.

(Thank you )

Banned for making lots of posts while I went for my annual shower.

Banned for showering so often. Once or twice per decade is quite enough. It might ruin your complexion.