Corrupt A Wish

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mystyc
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07 Dec 2008, 4:25 pm

RockDrummer616 wrote:

Granted, except it isn't this one!

I wish the Sharks would win the Stanley Cup.

haha, lol.

Granted, but after these genetically engineered man-sharks defeat the once powerful human federation, they go on to enslave all humanity.

I wish for anti-wishes.

Moop
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07 Dec 2008, 5:14 pm

Granted... But now I have to ungrant it.

I wish for my school project to be done (Halloween themed gingerbread for culinary arts... it's a lot of work)

mystyc
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07 Dec 2008, 9:33 pm

Moop wrote:

Granted... But now I have to ungrant it.

I wish for my school project to be done (Halloween themed gingerbread for culinary arts... it's a lot of work)

hah.

Granted. You are now suddenly inspired to take shortcuts in your cooking techniques, and as a result everyone who eats your work suffers from horrible food poisoning.

I wish to be cured of Autism!

Botti
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07 Dec 2008, 11:05 pm

Granted. But now you don't fit in here anymore. Friendless. How sad.

I wish Christmas came every month and it was always beautifully lightly snowy.

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traveller011212
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07 Dec 2008, 11:36 pm

Granted, for a while. The earth enters an ice age due to all of the reflected solar energy and all of humanity is exterminated. Bugs evolve into higher thinking being and take over.

I wish I had a coke.

carturo222
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08 Dec 2008, 12:37 am

Granted. This one coke is everything you have in the world.

I wish I weren't such a coward.

traveller011212
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10 Dec 2008, 12:04 am

Granted, you are now reckless

I wish I had two cokes

Myles17
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10 Dec 2008, 1:52 pm

Granted. You are driving down the highway one day and suddenly a semi-truck full of coke rams into you. Your body is instantly crushed, and you are left permanently paralyzed from the neck down, but just when you think "it can't get any worse," two bottles of coke roll into you and you feel much better.

I wish I had a longer lunch break.

Moop
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10 Dec 2008, 2:01 pm

Granted - But your school/work hours will be extended.

I wish for a computer that didn't crash.

TallyMan
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10 Dec 2008, 2:03 pm

Granted, you get a Commodore 64. Excellent computer. Never crashed. May even have some antique value now.

I wish Windows 7 is much better than Vista.

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Thatmew
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10 Dec 2008, 5:14 pm

Granted. However, the future is uncertain, so you find out that two days before the release, Nintendo has bought out Microsoft.

I wish that Lucas arts would drop out of the ESA.

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Strapples
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10 Dec 2008, 9:22 pm

Granted! but now EA joins!

I wish the Playstation and Sony Computer Entertainment America go belly up!

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traveller011212
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10 Dec 2008, 11:07 pm

Granted, but they were the last vestiges of civilization.

I wish my i-pod worked.

Strapples
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10 Dec 2008, 11:08 pm

Granted! You pay 500 dollars for repairs!

I Wish i could be in sticky warm molasses.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Botti
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11 Dec 2008, 11:21 am

Granted, you are now the gingerbread boy.

I wish everyone had a videophone to talk to me.

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Myles17
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11 Dec 2008, 11:28 am

Granted, but now that everyone has a videophone to talk to you, they don't do anything but talk to you. Now everyone talks to you at every hour, and you will be driven to madness, and since everyone does nothing but talk to you, everyone will starve and the end of the world will come.

I wish I didn't have to cook dinner for my family.

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