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MsMarginalized
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01 Aug 2011, 3:32 pm

Check in the public library, in the unprinted books section.


Where's my dinner?



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01 Aug 2011, 4:10 pm

Catch it if you can. :)

Where is my focus?


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01 Aug 2011, 11:09 pm

Right in front of you, but it's a soft focus.

Where is my explanation.


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02 Aug 2011, 5:32 am

Anyone who claims to have one is lying.

Where is my clean kitchen?



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02 Aug 2011, 5:47 am

under your dirty one!

where's my reality?


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02 Aug 2011, 12:57 pm

In your fantasy.

Where is ma food?


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02 Aug 2011, 1:13 pm

In your stomach.

Where's my Dualshock 3 controller?!


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02 Aug 2011, 2:58 pm

Under the sofa.

Where is my accomplice in crime?


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02 Aug 2011, 3:04 pm

At the police station, giving you up!


Where's my vacation?



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02 Aug 2011, 3:23 pm

South pole, bring your own penguins.

Where is my fish supper?


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02 Aug 2011, 3:35 pm

*whistling*

Where is my pet cone? :evil:



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02 Aug 2011, 3:37 pm

I'm afraid he had a little accident while crossing the M1 motorway. :oops:

Where is a good plastic surgeon? :P


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02 Aug 2011, 3:39 pm

Either in France or in US :P

Where is his car?



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02 Aug 2011, 3:40 pm

Buried under 1000 cones.

Where is my movie "Coneman the Barbarian" ?


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02 Aug 2011, 3:44 pm

Probably alongside the Coneminator.

Where is my lemonade?



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02 Aug 2011, 3:46 pm

What do you mean yours? It was mine! :evil: All gone now! :P

Where is my bottle of beer?


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