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darkstone100
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15 Mar 2008, 5:46 pm

Why do I have this streak in my hair you ask?
the answer is simple: because I can.



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16 Mar 2008, 4:44 am

This is my serious face!


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16 Mar 2008, 5:22 am

Yes, I'm an entirely different character to Jack Sparrow.


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16 Mar 2008, 10:51 am

hat cha cha hat chatity cha cha cha

the words cheeziest dance by mario and luigi


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16 Mar 2008, 12:19 pm

I know what you are thinking; did he fire 4 shots? or 117?

(If you don't get the referance you need to watch more crappy parodies)


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16 Mar 2008, 12:32 pm

i am the teacher from hell... PAY ATTENTION DAMMIT


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16 Mar 2008, 2:35 pm

my powerchair IS my bed, so this means hey, i can be in bed all day and be mobile!!


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16 Mar 2008, 2:36 pm

my door closer does not sleep at night... it has insomnia due to its squeaky arms


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16 Mar 2008, 2:38 pm

i can sleep anywere i want to in the house, all i have to do is just flip this switch...........ZZzzzzzzzzzz


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16 Mar 2008, 2:39 pm

my door closer types my e-mails for me... AND closes my doors...


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16 Mar 2008, 2:40 pm

this is the world's most technically advanced throne, and all for the strapple king


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16 Mar 2008, 2:42 pm

my door closer should get straps


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16 Mar 2008, 2:43 pm

the robotic arm secretary can type 300 words a minute!



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16 Mar 2008, 2:44 pm

why WHY WHY WHY MUST YOU USE THE FLASH!! !


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16 Mar 2008, 2:48 pm

this wheelcahri can do anything for me, all accept keeping me feet warm, someone please put some heated footrests on, my feet are cold!! if theres heated seats, why not heated footrests??


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16 Mar 2008, 3:01 pm

door dating site:
single male door opener looking for a lovely woman to open a relationship with, would prefer a lady with nice knockers ;)