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MakaylaTheAspie
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02 Aug 2011, 3:58 pm

Waiting for you in the fridge.

Where's my wireless mouse?


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02 Aug 2011, 4:04 pm

It has eloped with your iPod.

Where is my banana sandwich?


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MakaylaTheAspie
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02 Aug 2011, 4:05 pm

Ask SammichEater.

Where's my glass of milk?


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02 Aug 2011, 5:43 pm

Still in the cow.

Where is my universal translator?


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02 Aug 2011, 6:15 pm

In your refrigerator.

Where are my abilities to moderate?


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02 Aug 2011, 7:57 pm

Eaten by a yellow mouse.

Where is my new shoes?


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02 Aug 2011, 7:57 pm

Still locked up with other privelages.

Where is my iPod?


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02 Aug 2011, 8:04 pm

I borrowed it to go biking, here ya go.

Where is my parents change of heart?


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03 Aug 2011, 2:15 am

It's already happened, but then they changed back to the way they were before.

Where is my sense of fair play?


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03 Aug 2011, 2:19 am

It sent you a pm saying it had to move to Poland.

Where's my zit cream?!


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03 Aug 2011, 1:02 pm

:eew: You don't need it, just stop touching your face and they will go away.

Where is my contacts?


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03 Aug 2011, 1:09 pm

They fell on the carpet. If you put your contacts in you will be able to find them easier! :P

Where is my pet rhinoceros?


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03 Aug 2011, 1:29 pm

It ate the lightbulb.....

Where is my camera?


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03 Aug 2011, 2:47 pm

It's on vacation, taking vacation pictures without you.

Where is my fashion sense?


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03 Aug 2011, 2:50 pm

You never had it to begin with.

Where are my peeps?


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03 Aug 2011, 3:10 pm

Ask the next person.

Where are my sunglasses?


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