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atari2600a
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25 Dec 2008, 7:33 pm

Dylan14 wrote:

Granted, you melt 20 keyboards in one day. You are sent to a recycling center to work there to make the slag for new keyboards.

I wish I had a minigun to take out the door of the battle bunker and get in.

NOTHING CAN IMPENETRATE THE BATTLE BUNKER!! !

I wish for a million wishes.

carturo222
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25 Dec 2008, 11:59 pm

Granted, and this thread closes.

I wish my headaches would disappear.

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26 Dec 2008, 12:35 am

Granted! But for this wish to work properly, you have to eat seventy carrots in on sitting.

I wish I had five clones.

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02 Jan 2009, 9:04 am

Granted. Of five different species.

I wish Dungeons and Dragons hadn't issued that awful 4th Edition.

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03 Jan 2009, 2:14 am

Granted! But they issue a good one but then an even worse 5th

I wish i could get a neoprene straitjacket

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Krem
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03 Jan 2009, 3:25 am

Granted, but it's in use.

I wish that this wish does not become corrupted.

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03 Jan 2009, 5:24 am

Ok, but you don't really gain much do you? :lol:

I wish I could travel to Europe in summer

Krem
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03 Jan 2009, 5:28 am

Granted. But it's 1940.

I wish for a car that is not coloured.

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03 Jan 2009, 5:33 am

Granted but it has no motor....

I wish for a scooter...

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03 Jan 2009, 10:30 am

Granted. 2-inch long, collector's edition.

I wish I could know what a book says by merely touching it.

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03 Jan 2009, 10:39 am

Granted, but there's serrated edges all around it.

I wish I was in Hawaii.

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03 Jan 2009, 2:36 pm

Granted but your travel agent booked you a spot right next to a pending volcanic eruption...

I wish I had superhuman strength

TallyMan
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03 Jan 2009, 3:47 pm

Granted, you wake up to find you are now a car crusher.

I wish it was Thursday.

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03 Jan 2009, 7:59 pm

Granted but its next Tuesday!

I wish for a trip to New Zealand.

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04 Jan 2009, 12:19 am

Granted! But i am a stow away because i want to see my close friend in new zealand

I wish that when I get to new zealand i can snuggle my closest friend who lives in new zealand Jenny (for pic go to smilesworld.net)

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Kilroy
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04 Jan 2009, 12:27 am

done but on the way new zealand gets taken over by space gypsies and no one can go there anymore

i wish for poison

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