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Where_am_I
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25 May 2022, 6:37 am

Banned for tattooing these poems on your butt.


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25 May 2022, 6:43 am

Banned for reading braille using your butt.



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25 May 2022, 6:52 am

Banned for teaching me this absurd 'skill' 8O


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25 May 2022, 6:57 am

Banned for enjoying it.

I still remember how happy you were when you read your first words: brown eye. Delightful to see!



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25 May 2022, 7:03 am

:lol: why are you like this?!

Banned for having some Radish on his butt.


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25 May 2022, 7:51 am

Because I'm awesome!

Banned for having some red cabbage on her butt.



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25 May 2022, 9:53 am

Banned for sniffing each other's butts!


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26 May 2022, 2:32 am

Banned for calling yourself a crypto bro.



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26 May 2022, 4:41 am

Banned for being creeping into a crypt in a confusing cryptic manner.


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26 May 2022, 4:49 am

Banned for turning up to a Halloween party dressed as a zombie and describing yourself as a crypt bro.



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26 May 2022, 4:52 am

Banned for turning up in real life as a zombie! What were you drinking last night? And can I have some please?


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26 May 2022, 5:18 am

50:50 mix of Irn Bru and Dr Pepper.

Banned for adding Worcestershire Sauce to his tea.



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26 May 2022, 5:27 am

Banned for NOT adding Worcestershire sauce to all drinks and meals. How insipid!


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26 May 2022, 6:49 am

Banned for replacing my Worcestershire sauce with soy sauce!



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26 May 2022, 6:52 am

Now you are talking. I love soy sauce, great on rice, stir fried vegetables, chips, fish and cornflakes. :-) Banned by the way for culinary heathenism


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26 May 2022, 10:56 pm

Banned for chasing Cornflake around with a bottle of soy sauce.


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