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munstead
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27 May 2022, 3:30 am

Banned for cornering Cornflake and tying him to a chair.



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27 May 2022, 3:31 am

Banned for interfering with my dinner!


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munstead
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27 May 2022, 3:34 am

banned for being a cereal killer.



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27 May 2022, 3:36 am

Banned for doing porridge. Off to jail with you...


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munstead
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27 May 2022, 3:38 am

Banned for deliberately dropping soap in the communal showers in jail.



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27 May 2022, 4:06 am

Banned for picking it up! :P


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27 May 2022, 4:27 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:



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27 May 2022, 5:10 am

Banned for mooning at his fellow prisoners.


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27 May 2022, 6:43 am

Banned for howling at his full moon.


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
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There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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27 May 2022, 6:45 am

Banned from the supermarket for preaching sermons on the veggy aisle claiming "The leek will inherit the Earth."


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27 May 2022, 6:48 am

Banned for removing the self-service tills at the supermarket and installing one-armed bandits.


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27 May 2022, 6:50 am

Banned for testing the fire alarm system in the supermarket while I'm shopping. :evil:


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27 May 2022, 6:52 am

Banned for extending the sell by date on bananas by 3 months.


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27 May 2022, 6:54 am

Banned for buying all the radishes and leaving none for me. :cry:


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munstead
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27 May 2022, 9:00 am

Banned for buying up all the baby oil and having a bath in it.



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27 May 2022, 9:19 am

Banned for causing all sorts of paranormal events.