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Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Banned for having two morning glories on your head.
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 66Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Banned for looking at his morning glories!
Banned because I don't know where to go from here!
Banned for having no sense of direction and driving into a river!
munstead Veteran
Joined: 28 Jan 2022Age: 43Gender: MalePosts: 845Location: Standing behind you
Banned for chasing squirrels.
Banned for chasing and failing to catch any squirrels.
Banned for forcing kangaroos to carry you in their pouch.
Banned for sewing me into said pouch! How am I going to get out? The kangaroo isn't too impressed either.
Banned for playing twister in there with the baby kangaroos.
Banned from the safari park for interfering with the wildlife!
Banned for forcing the panda's to hug you!
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 94,906Location: United Kingdom
Banned for pandering to the pandas during a pandemic.
Banned for taking his library book back late by one day. Stiff I know, but rules are rules.
Banned for observing silence in the library.
Banned for holding a drink and drug fuelled rave party at his library.
Band for summoning The Silence