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03 Jun 2022, 8:10 am

Banned for shoving OAPs into the road.


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03 Jun 2022, 8:14 am

Banned because OAP is an anagram of POA (price on application). What's the price of an average OAP these days?


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03 Jun 2022, 12:28 pm

Banned for putting a price on my head! 8O


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03 Jun 2022, 2:28 pm

Banned for hiding in Sheffield woods



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03 Jun 2022, 2:55 pm

Banned for putting a tracking device on me!


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03 Jun 2022, 7:37 pm

Banned for making tracks in the snow. :D


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03 Jun 2022, 10:51 pm

Banned for making tracks on my kitchen floor after I just cleaned it. :evil:


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04 Jun 2022, 3:36 am

Banned for polishing the floor so I slipped on it spilling curry everywhere!


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04 Jun 2022, 4:40 am

Banned for spilling the beans and currying favour with the has beens. Have beans, will travel.


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04 Jun 2022, 4:44 am

Banned for wanting to eat baked beans for every meal.


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04 Jun 2022, 5:55 am

Banned for eating baked beans on toast without a knife and fork.


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04 Jun 2022, 7:15 am

Doesn't everyone?

Banned for using a knife and fork to eat crisps.


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04 Jun 2022, 7:30 am

When I was growing up in NZ, it was common for people to eat baked beans (or tinned spaghetti) on toast with a knife and fork.

Banned for eating food with a fork in your right hand and a knife in the left.


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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04 Jun 2022, 8:15 am

Banned for eating with forks in both hands so you can shovel it in faster! :P


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04 Jun 2022, 8:58 am

Banned for fork's sake.

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04 Jun 2022, 9:05 am

Banned for giving your dinner guest a glass of Tabasco instead of red wine! Is he still in hospital do you know?


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