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AndersTheAspie
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20 Mar 2008, 4:08 pm

Astronaut: "Houston, we got a problem."

Houston: "Problems, problems, it is always problems with you guys, you never just call to say hi"


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20 Mar 2008, 6:04 pm

I told you to put down that pickle!



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20 Mar 2008, 6:16 pm

HELP... a NUKE JUST WENT OFF...


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20 Mar 2008, 9:15 pm

Look at these nice straps :D


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21 Mar 2008, 4:13 am

"Why am I the only one in the Cinema?"


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21 Mar 2008, 4:50 am

"this isnt the avatar I had five minutes ago!"



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21 Mar 2008, 5:24 am

now why isn't anyone laughing at me, im suppose to be a funny clown, all im getting is booo'ed

just how does jeff foxworthy make people laugh??


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21 Mar 2008, 9:21 am

norton:hmm i should buy a mac... but i need to call alin

Norton *opens skype* *calls alin0s*

alin: hello

Norton: clank clank clankity clank clank clankity clank clank clankity crunch crunch clank clank

alin: time to activate the closer to human translator *click*

alin: and the human to closer translator

alin: repeat that

norton: I want to buy a mac but i dont know what to buy

alin: hmmmm get a MacBook Pro its silver like you

norton: thanks *click*


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21 Mar 2008, 8:32 pm

This is the life. :)


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21 Mar 2008, 10:36 pm

Hi, we're the three stooges


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21 Mar 2008, 10:43 pm

I'm sick, and I'm very dizzy.


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21 Mar 2008, 10:46 pm

The new British punk trio


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21 Mar 2008, 11:10 pm

Sir, The enemy has invaded our fuel depot, Sir.

Blast those BMW Beetles!! !! !!


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21 Mar 2008, 11:20 pm

I know Kung Fu.


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22 Mar 2008, 4:45 am

animation suggesting the use of baby safety gates, this is what happens when you dont install them to babyproof the house.


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22 Mar 2008, 6:19 am

While there are only few door closers who enjoy using computers, this one might be the only OS/2 fan world wide!


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