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Radish
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10 Jul 2022, 6:54 am

Banned for looking at my appendages! 8O


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10 Jul 2022, 11:48 am

Banned for flashing your appendages at him like a shameless vegetable!


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10 Jul 2022, 11:50 am

Banned for taking a photographic flash shot of my appendages! 8O Then selling the images to Gardener's Monthly!


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10 Jul 2022, 1:53 pm

Banned because they didn't bring me enough cash. Can you pose in different gardens for me please?


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10 Jul 2022, 4:09 pm

You are both banned from visiting my garden, because I have my reputation to think about, even if I don't have one.


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Radish
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10 Jul 2022, 4:10 pm

Banned for nude bathing in your garden. I can't unsee what horrors I've just seen! :oops:


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10 Jul 2022, 4:11 pm

Banned for horticultural voyeurism.


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10 Jul 2022, 5:40 pm

Banned for ruthless vegetarianism.

Poor Radish ...


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11 Jul 2022, 6:54 am

Banned for his temporary extinction, again!


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11 Jul 2022, 9:16 am

Banned because the juxtaposition of the adjective and noun in that expression constitute a non sequitur.


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11 Jul 2022, 9:37 am

Banned for making me feel illiterate!

*Throws a dictionary at him*


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11 Jul 2022, 10:01 am

Banned for being insecure



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11 Jul 2022, 10:56 am

*Throws a dictionary at him too*


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11 Jul 2022, 10:58 am

Catches the dictionary.....and throws the entire World Book Encyclopedia at her!



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11 Jul 2022, 11:00 am

Banned for murder! 8O


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11 Jul 2022, 11:03 am

You can't ban me! You've already killed me!