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DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 94,906Location: United Kingdom
Banned because is that a double entendre?
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
Banned for being a dirty boy
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 66Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Banned for having a dirty mind... go wash it immediately.
Banned for breaking wind
Banned for trying to capture it to run your gas cooker on.
Banned for creating a new dimension for carbon capture
Banned for talking carbon crap
Banned for spending half your working life flogging fossil fuel products.
IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 72,433Location: Chez Quis
Banned for smelling like Camembert
Banned for smelling like loveliness
Banned for using creosote as underarm deodorant.
Banned for getting to that age where you've just let it all go
I let it all go years ago! Banned for being ageist.
Banned for reminding me of the Jean Genie.
Banned for reminding me of Life On Mars
Banned for not quite reminding me of Ashes To Ashes.