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chrissyrun
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11 Aug 2011, 9:02 am

In a mold spore.

Where is my sleep?


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11 Aug 2011, 2:04 pm

Stolen by the sandman and he gave it to me :twisted:

Where are the tools that I need?


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11 Aug 2011, 5:39 pm

Borrowed by other people, who never return things.

Where is my lunch?


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11 Aug 2011, 6:38 pm

In the trash. It was spoiled.


Where is my lunch?



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11 Aug 2011, 11:42 pm

Taken away because it is dinner time! :twisted:

Where are my running shoes?


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12 Aug 2011, 12:02 am

Ran away, because you were caught walking in them.

Where is my happy medium?


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12 Aug 2011, 12:04 am

At the end.

Where is my finish?


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12 Aug 2011, 12:10 am

Back where you began.

Where is my sordid past?


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12 Aug 2011, 12:52 am

In your imagination? :wink:

Where is my recipe book?



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12 Aug 2011, 6:14 am

In the microwave.

Where is my rhythm?


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12 Aug 2011, 6:52 am

It skipped a beat.

Where is my bowl of fruit?



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12 Aug 2011, 7:23 am

Also in the microwave.

Where are my cowboy boots?


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12 Aug 2011, 7:37 am

Sorry, I had to put that microwaved fruit somewhere.

Where is my wooden spoon?



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12 Aug 2011, 11:51 am

It ran away with the tin dish.


Where is my cow?



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12 Aug 2011, 5:19 pm

Out to pasture.

Where is my sage advice?


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13 Aug 2011, 1:25 am

Out in the herb garden where it belongs. :wink:

Where is my parsley?