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Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 66Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Planted head first by the banning manager.
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Planted his head first.
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 94,906Location: United Kingdom
Banned because that was a strange post.
Banned because all her posts are strange.
Bastards! Both of you banned for banning me for being strange on an autism forum!
Banned for losing your cool!
Banned for losing your head when I lost my cool!
Banned because my head has been registered as missing since 2001.
Banned for having a head in the first place.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
Banned because you can't get ahead if you don't wear a hat
Banned for wearing a sombrero on your neck (as you have no head)
Banned because you wear a bobble hat in the sun
Banned because you avoid the sun or you will instantly vaporise.
Banned because you shrivel up in the sun
Banned for causing anyone who looks at you to shrivel up! (Medusa! Run away)
Banned because you're so shrivelled up you look like a chewed up prune