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Steve: Johnny, what can you make out of this?

[Hands him the weather briefing]

Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

"Airplane"

"Listen, Betty, don't start off with your white zone **** again."

The male P.A. voice 'Vernon' in Airplane!.

Joel: Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.

-Northern Exposure

Elaine: ?There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane??

?Airplane?

Chris: We're all one, folks, giant blobs of electricity, all of us. Positive & negative, electromagnetic fields just circling each other. Positive, negative, north, south, male and female. Looking for that electric moment. Magnet to magnet, opposites attract.

-Northern Exposure

Jerry: This isn't a good time.

Telemarketer: When would be a good time to call back, sir?

Jerry: I have an idea, why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you back later?

Telemarketer: Umm, we're not allowed to do that.

Jerry: Oh, I guess because you don't want strangers calling you at home.

Telemarketer: Umm, no.

Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.

[hangs up phone]

"Jerry Seinfeld"

"Like a fish? You stupid norbert."

Nick in Chicken Run.

Aunty Joan: ?Look, Marty, you do realize that the villagers are dusting off their pitchforks, don't you??

Doc Martin: ?Yes. Exactly how many generations ago did the inbreeding start with these people??

?Doc Martin?

James Hacker: What's an official reply?
Bernard: Well it just says the Minister has asked me to thank you for your letter and we say something like, the matter is under consideration, or even if we feel so inclined, under active consideration.
James Hacker: What's the difference?
Bernard: Well under consideration means we've lost the file, under active consideration means we're trying to find it.

Yes, Minister/Yes, Prime Minister

Kramer: ?Don't be a fool, Striker, you know what a landing like this means, you more than anybody. I'm ordering you to stay up there.?

Striker: ?No dice, Chicago. I'm giving the orders and we're coming in. I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it, Kramer??

?Airplane?

Jim: When a country is going downhill it is time for someone to get into the driving seat, put his foot on the accelerator.
Bernard: I, I think you mean the brake, Minister.

Yes, Minister/Yes, Prime Minister

Woody: "Hey, Buzz! You're flying!"

Buzz: "This isn't flying. This is falling with style!"

Woody and Buzz in Toy Story.

Awww, I love Woody and Buzz!!

Vinny Gambini: [opening statements] Uh... everything that guy just said is bullsh!t... Thank you.

?My Cousin Vinny?

"What? What? These are plastic! He can't fly!"

Woody in Toy Story.

George Costanza: I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."

?Jerry Seinfeld?

"By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out."

Sideshow Bob in The Simpsons.