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whiteskunk
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27 Sep 2007, 4:06 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Granted, but you can't afford it and you don't want anything else.

I wish Earth would explode.

Granted. Here's a view from the ship.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr58o9dcFV4[/youtube]

I wish for a deep dish pizza with all my favorite toppings.

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27 Sep 2007, 4:10 pm

Granted. However, due to your lack of skill, there are numerous mid-air crashes. People start to doubt the safety of air travel, and since you still have control, they revert to transportation via camel (dogsleds here in the north). The result is that the global economy come to a screeching halt, with the associated chaos.

I wish that I did have eyes in the back of my head.

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27 Sep 2007, 4:27 pm

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Granted but all you see is hair.

I wish mom didn't have arthritis.

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27 Sep 2007, 5:45 pm

NoNameRockBand wrote:

I wish mom didn't have arthritis.

Me too.

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27 Sep 2007, 6:12 pm

whiteskunk wrote:

I wish for a deep dish pizza with all my favorite toppings.

Sorry you got ignored. Granted, no corruption! Pizza's free since it took so long.

I wish my ear wasn't offensive to birds.

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27 Sep 2007, 10:35 pm

The birds find your ear inoffensive. In fact, they like it so much now, that they are constantly trying to nibble at it.

I wish I could understand The Glass Bead Game.

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27 Sep 2007, 10:50 pm

QuantumCowboy wrote:

The birds find your ear inoffensive. In fact, they like it so much now, that they are constantly trying to nibble at it.

I wish I could understand The Glass Bead Game.

Granted, but know your life revolves around the GAME.

I wish the birds would quit attacking my ear when they sit on my shoulder.

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28 Sep 2007, 12:14 am

Granted. However, you are back to your original problem, whereby they find your ear offensive.

I wish that my research was funded.

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28 Sep 2007, 1:38 am

QuantumCowboy wrote:

Granted. However, you are back to your original problem, whereby they find your ear offensive.

I wish that my research was funded.

Granted. No corruption. . .yet.

I wish I were twenty years younger.

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28 Sep 2007, 7:52 am

Granted--you start to degenerate in age and eventually go back to being a baby.

I wish my wishes weren't corrupted.

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28 Sep 2007, 12:53 pm

granted but now everything else in your life is corrupt

I wish that I knew how to smile and have friends

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28 Sep 2007, 12:54 pm

Granted, but you end up with too many friends for your liking.

I wish that I had food right now.

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28 Sep 2007, 1:40 pm

Granted. You now have food. However, it is all spoiled. Eventually, the spores on the food develop into an intelligent lifeform, which ultimately attempts to control the world. You are then indicted under a new law regarding aiding and abetting the control on the world. You spend the rest of your life in solitary confinement, with no outside stimuli, and slowly go insane as a result.

I wish that 42 really was the answer to life the universe and everything.

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28 Sep 2007, 1:52 pm

Granted, but now you're in Douglas Adam's neighborhood for all eternity.

I wish I were able to stay awake for ever.

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28 Sep 2007, 4:48 pm

Granted. However, you find that nothing of any interest happens, and you may not releive the boredom by sleeping.

I wish that I could live 150 years ago.

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28 Sep 2007, 4:49 pm

lol do I even need to corrupt this wish?
umm granted, but (logically) you feel absolutely horrendous lol.

I wish I had the power to bend time and space... create portals... etc.

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