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Strapples
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24 Mar 2008, 9:18 am

norton:hmm..... im bored...

norton: *googles door closer porn*

computer: NORTON IS VIEWING DOOR CLOSER PORN AGAIN... LOCKDOWN INITIATED *laptop slams shut*

norton: OWWW MY ARM OW OW OW

dorma: hahahaha... how do you like that new laptop closer i got...


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24 Mar 2008, 9:30 am

ohh yea the best lazy-boy chair, sleep, tilt, drive, MOW THE LAWN! all without getting up now just if they put in a commode under the seat HEAVEN


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24 Mar 2008, 9:34 am

omg... im rubbing the paint off the laptop... jess is going to kill me...


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24 Mar 2008, 9:41 am

now just if there was a massage function*looks at controllor*, no need to go to any massage parlors and spent an arm and a leg.


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24 Mar 2008, 2:53 pm

My robot is sending you an E-card, for Easter.


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24 Mar 2008, 2:54 pm

i am a huggle monster... i will hug you to death...


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24 Mar 2008, 4:38 pm

"...and it has a TILT system!"



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24 Mar 2008, 4:48 pm

"They say sheep are dumb, but that is not true. only the white are!"


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24 Mar 2008, 5:55 pm

SUGAR RUSH!! !! !! !


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24 Mar 2008, 5:57 pm

"posst... i wont tell if yu dont tell..."


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24 Mar 2008, 7:19 pm

Strapples is betatesting the first-ever flying powerchair.


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24 Mar 2008, 7:21 pm

hehehhe... hack hack hack your boat gently down the net merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a hacking dream


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24 Mar 2008, 7:25 pm

no comment


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24 Mar 2008, 7:27 pm

no comment right back at you


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24 Mar 2008, 7:38 pm

"Why is this powerchair tilted?" - "Because the designers thought differently."


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24 Mar 2008, 8:03 pm

Glaring at TV


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