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reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Banned for trying to eat a 6-foot sub sandwich all by yourself.
feaghal Sea Gull
Joined: 27 Jan 2010Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 204Location: where the food is
Banned for buying him that sub
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Banned for not being neither bannable nor banal enough.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for bandying about with the bandage.
Banned for robbing the bank disguised with bandages.
Banned for going into a bank wearing a balaclava helmet and demanding they cash a cheque for $1M in your name.
Banned for refusing to cash my $1M paycheck!
Banned for having an account with "The Mickey Mouse and Daffy Duck Associated Bank".
Banned for refusing to honor Mr. Duck's own personal endorsement on the check.
Banned for over-egging it by having the check also endorsed by four former American presidents.
Banned for daring to refuse to honor their signatures, too! The impertinence!
Banned for playing banjo better than me.
Banned for playing chess better than me.
Banned for understanding computers better than me.
Banned for putting too much salt on your dinner.
Banned for being batter at breeding unicorns than me.