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TallyMan
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19 Apr 2010, 5:03 pm

Banned for battering unicorns. You know they should be shallow fried instead.

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Booyakasha
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19 Apr 2010, 5:07 pm

Banned for shaving unicorns in February instead of June. You know it affects their menstrual cycles. :shameonyou:

TallyMan
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19 Apr 2010, 5:13 pm

Banned for having a female bicycle.

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Booyakasha
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19 Apr 2010, 5:18 pm

Banned for having a male tricycle.

TallyMan
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19 Apr 2010, 5:33 pm

Banned for imparting excessive angular momentum to the fairground ferris wheel after everyone had just eaten lunch.

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reginaterrae
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19 Apr 2010, 7:12 pm

Banned for farting in the subway.

AnonymousAnonymous
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19 Apr 2010, 7:19 pm

Banned! For setting off actual stink bombs in the subway!

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reginaterrae
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19 Apr 2010, 7:25 pm

Banned for sprinkling itching powder over the merchandise at Victoria's Secret.

AnonymousAnonymous
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19 Apr 2010, 7:31 pm

Banned! For booby-trapping all
the guy's underwear at Abrocomie & Fitch with tiny clocks
and tiny GPS devices.

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theimperiousdork
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19 Apr 2010, 7:50 pm

Banned for allowing booby-trapping.

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reginaterrae
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19 Apr 2010, 8:52 pm

Banned for inventing the evil boob-trapping device, which is commonly called a "bra", marketed through Victoria's Secret, and often laced with indelible itching powder.

theimperiousdork
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19 Apr 2010, 9:27 pm

Banned for wearing such a device.

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Booyakasha
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20 Apr 2010, 7:42 am

Banned for stealing said device from his sister and secretly trying it on.

TallyMan
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20 Apr 2010, 7:47 am

Banned for trying to sell cheaply made ones via eBay... with 3 cups.

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reginaterrae
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20 Apr 2010, 7:47 am

Banned for burning said device.

TallyMan
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20 Apr 2010, 7:50 am

Banned for burning them in a brazier!

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