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Grete
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03 Sep 2011, 7:40 am

You left it in the bus.

Where is my notebook?



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03 Sep 2011, 10:26 am

Where is my notebook? It's on your desk in case you need it..

Where is my passion?



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03 Sep 2011, 10:32 am

I ate it.

Where is my medicine.


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03 Sep 2011, 2:34 pm

Being analyzed for illegal substances.

Where is my peace and quiet?


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03 Sep 2011, 5:10 pm

It went out with anarchy and noise on a double date.

I think noise and quiet liked each other, but anarchy and peace were too different to get along.

Where is my sense of humorz?


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03 Sep 2011, 8:43 pm

Out at a comedy club without you.

Where is my cool nickname?


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04 Sep 2011, 8:04 am

How about "Frosty the Snowman"? :wink: (Can't get much cooler than snow!)

Where is my preparation for work tomorrow?



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04 Sep 2011, 1:56 pm

Where is my preparation for work tomorrow? I think the dog in your avatar ate it. Sorry.


Where is my next novel?



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04 Sep 2011, 9:18 pm

Stolen and published by someone else

Where is my organizer


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05 Sep 2011, 12:05 pm

Your organizer took one look at the situation & ran for the hills :lol:


where is my kindle?



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05 Sep 2011, 2:36 pm

You tried to force a book into it and crushed it.

Where is my life?


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06 Sep 2011, 8:24 am

It was suffering withdrawal symptoms from "Two and a Half Men" so checked into rehab for a few weeks.
Where is my ceramic nail file ?



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06 Sep 2011, 10:33 am

I think one of the female members of WP might have taken it..


Where is my account ledger?



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08 Sep 2011, 7:58 am

Soaking in red ink.

Where is my unbreakable chain?


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08 Sep 2011, 11:03 am

Where is my unbreakable chain? Still unbroken till you find the courage to render it in effective.

Where is my business contacts?



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08 Sep 2011, 6:22 pm

check your files


where's my banana split?