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krankes_hirn
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08 Sep 2011, 11:03 pm

Sorry, I was hungry.

Where's my AC cable for my joystick?



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09 Sep 2011, 10:18 am

Plugged into the wall socket. Your joystick is now electrified.

Where is my classic rock?


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09 Sep 2011, 10:39 am

Where is my classic rock? It wound up being taken over by a country & western station. :(


Where is my acquaintanceship?



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09 Sep 2011, 12:39 pm

Did you forget ProfessorX, Donald Trump said "You're fired !" so there isn't one.

Where is the annoying sound coming from each time my car goes over an uneven road surface ?



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09 Sep 2011, 12:56 pm

There is a gremlin that travels underneath your car, it squeals in pain when its head gets bumped.

Where is my camera?



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10 Sep 2011, 12:19 am

You wore it out by obsessively taking photographs of doorknobs.

Where is my photo album?



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10 Sep 2011, 4:10 am

Hidden by an embarrassed family member

Where is my water pistol?


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10 Sep 2011, 11:27 am

Where is my water pistol? One of the yonger members of WP had taken it..

Where is my artwork?



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10 Sep 2011, 2:04 pm

Hanging anonymously in a coffee shop.

Where is my sudden inspiration?


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11 Sep 2011, 1:53 pm

Where is my sudden inspiration? Right inside of you where it always has been.


Where is my time frame?



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11 Sep 2011, 2:56 pm

It disappeared in a black hole.

Where is my internet order?



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11 Sep 2011, 3:57 pm

Delayed in the mail.

Where is my banana pudding?


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11 Sep 2011, 4:23 pm

in the fridge, next to the stuff to make my banana split


where's my shoes?



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11 Sep 2011, 8:38 pm

On the fridge, as well, you left them there when you picked up the stuff to make your banana split.

Where's my calculator?



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12 Sep 2011, 9:26 am

Out calculating with a bad crowd.

Where is my lunar calendar?


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12 Sep 2011, 1:23 pm

Where is my lunar calendar? You'll have to wait till night time to see it..

Where is my peacefulness?