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TallyMan
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20 Apr 2010, 12:41 pm

Banned for driving a hard bargain.


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20 Apr 2010, 12:43 pm

Banned for going to the drive-in bar again.



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20 Apr 2010, 1:13 pm

Banned for laughing aloud in the library. :wink:


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20 Apr 2010, 1:17 pm

Banned for dancing in the grocery store.



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20 Apr 2010, 1:18 pm

Banned for playing bowls in the grocery store with the water melons.


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20 Apr 2010, 1:19 pm

Banned for grazing in the produce section.



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20 Apr 2010, 1:35 pm

Banned for taking the entire display of free samples and not buying anything.


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20 Apr 2010, 1:41 pm

Banned for unwrapping your favorite chocolates and putting them on the free sample display table, so you could have one without buying any.



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20 Apr 2010, 1:48 pm

Banned for riding your supermarket trolley straight down the aisle shouting "WHEEEEEE" and landing on the fish counter.


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20 Apr 2010, 3:10 pm

Banned for talking to the fish at the fish counter and calling it "Daisy".



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20 Apr 2010, 3:13 pm

Banned for thinking that daisies grow in the sea.



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20 Apr 2010, 3:20 pm

Banned for showing a lack of sympathy to my fish friend daisy.


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20 Apr 2010, 3:22 pm

Banned for frying Daisy for supper. With tartar sauce.



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20 Apr 2010, 3:32 pm

Banned for organising funeral for said Daisy.



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20 Apr 2010, 3:34 pm

Banned for failing to show up to said funeral for your friend TallyMan's dear fish friend Daisy.



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20 Apr 2010, 3:35 pm

Daisy, daisy, ... how does that song go? HAL sings it on 2001 Space Odyssey?

Ummm. Banned for using tin foil instead of a coffin.


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