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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for driving a hard bargain.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Banned for going to the drive-in bar again.
Banned for laughing aloud in the library.
Banned for dancing in the grocery store.
Banned for playing bowls in the grocery store with the water melons.
Banned for grazing in the produce section.
Banned for taking the entire display of free samples and not buying anything.
Banned for unwrapping your favorite chocolates and putting them on the free sample display table, so you could have one without buying any.
Banned for riding your supermarket trolley straight down the aisle shouting "WHEEEEEE" and landing on the fish counter.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Banned for talking to the fish at the fish counter and calling it "Daisy".
Banned for thinking that daisies grow in the sea.
Banned for showing a lack of sympathy to my fish friend daisy.
Banned for frying Daisy for supper. With tartar sauce.
Banned for organising funeral for said Daisy.
Banned for failing to show up to said funeral for your friend TallyMan's dear fish friend Daisy.
Daisy, daisy, ... how does that song go? HAL sings it on 2001 Space Odyssey? Ummm. Banned for using tin foil instead of a coffin.