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MsMarginalized
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12 Sep 2011, 4:50 pm

in the can marked PEAS in the pantry


where's my supper?



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13 Sep 2011, 5:32 am

In your fridge, in the form of its ingredients and waiting to be made.

Where is my mp3 player?



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13 Sep 2011, 6:09 pm

In some stranger's pocket.

Where is my cat brush?


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13 Sep 2011, 10:58 pm

the cat hid it


where is my tiara



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13 Sep 2011, 11:17 pm

On your head. You never took it off.

Where's my IVAO password?



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14 Sep 2011, 10:51 am

Where's my IVAO password? The administrative staff denied it..


Where is my kingdom?



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15 Sep 2011, 3:04 pm

On an abandoned oil rig off of Norway, population 1 person.

Where is my high-speed train?


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15 Sep 2011, 3:29 pm

In Japan.


Where is my solar system?



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15 Sep 2011, 9:54 pm

5000 Light years off the closest start, towards the core of the galaxy.

where's my meal?



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16 Sep 2011, 2:39 am

Right in front of you. You wanted corn meal, didn't you?

Where is my nice, cold glass of water?


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16 Sep 2011, 9:35 am

In the facet, next to the empty glass and the handle controlling the valve.



Where is my ability to care about most humans gone to? Why has it left me?



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16 Sep 2011, 9:58 am

Where is my ability to care about most humans gone to? Why has it left me?

It is still with you but, rather being under restraint one could say..


Where is my future occupation?



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17 Sep 2011, 5:54 am

You have a very bright future as a gerbil groomer.

Where is my flashlight?


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17 Sep 2011, 9:36 am

In the dark.



Where is my Sherman tank?



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17 Sep 2011, 10:03 am

Where is my Sherman tank? Someone must have taken possession of it possibly a rogue government..


Where is my 15th century saber?



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17 Sep 2011, 5:12 pm

At Medieval Times, because of new anti weapons laws they confiscated it when you went to watch the jousting with Nerf lances and eat soy based meat substitutes for which no animals were hurt. Remember, it may be a Nanny State, but it's for your own good.



Where is my ship?