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reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Banned for marinating Daisy in coffee.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Banned for failing to transport deceased to burial site.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for telling me daisy was being cremated when instead you were just smoking her to eat for breakfast! Oh the horror!
Banned for failing to obtain a Burial Certificate!
Banned for saying "Smoke me a kipper baby, I'll be back for breakfast".
Banned for not purchasing a burial vault, forgetting to select a monument and not even writing an epitaph for poor Daisy.
Banned for giggling at the back of the funeral and singing "Fish sticks, fish sticks ..."
Banned for skipping poor Daisy's funeral to go fishing for supper.
Banned for sprinkling salt and vinegar on Daisy and telling me it was medicine to make her better!
Banned for ignoring the sign that clearly states
^ Banned for telling me you were only warming daisy up because she was cold... in that frying pan
Well, she was ... quite the cold fish. Banned for preferring cold fish.
Banned for telling me you were performing an autopsy on poor old daisy and sneaking her body parts into your mouth while I wasn't looking!
Banned for not being satisfied with the best parts! (the eyes, didn't you love Daisy's eyes?)
Banned for giving me fish eyes!
Banned for spurning poor Daisy's eyes, into which you once gazed with such wistful longing......