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Your fault for being distracting in your Seaweed Bikini!


Sylkat

It's obviously your fault that the most common seaweed in the Baltic sea are the blue-green algae.

Which is why Jinki's hair is green!

Your fault!

Sylkat

Your fault there aren't more seaweed bikinis around.

its your fault Bikinis exist you wouldn't get me in one.

We should offer you a seaweed bathrobe?

Seaweed jogging shorts?

Seaweed socks?

Many strange sartorial images, all your fault!


Sylkat

Sylkat can't get Aprilviolets in a bikini?

I'll donat muy retirant grease ta that caus!

Sylkat is accepting Aprilviolet's decision not to wear a bikini, and is offering sensible alternatives.

Like seaweed lederhosen.


Sylkat

Your fault that your latest post made me think of this entity which, when got loose, cannot find its way out of lederhosen, but instead travels round and round until its eventual annihilation.

Terrific movie title;

Not 'Lost In Translation', or 'Lost In Yonkers', or 'Lost In Space', but

'Lost In Lederhosen'!

A major franchise, more profitable than 'Twilight' or 'Friday The Thirteenth'.......

All your fault!


Sylkat

It's your fault that Ed Wood didn't try his hand at such a movie, but directed Plan Nine From Outer Space instead. Who knows what a success it might have been. Think about it, starring Gregory Peck and Ava Gardner, like On the Beach.

It is Krabo's fault that Ed Wood did direct such a movie but it was lost. Krabo misplaced it among Krabo's Pez collection.

Could it possibly be your fault I have no popsicle collection for such a purpose?

Your fault that you used all of your Popsicle sticks to make small Ojos De Dios which are now hanging from your living room ceiling.


Sylkat

Making Ojos de Dios comes close to violating this, "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."

Who am I to blame if not you, for coming to think about it?

Ojos De Dios do not have eyes in them.

They are traditional Mexican yarn and stick art, usually taught to children as crafts.

Some are made by adults and sold on the streets, and many are quite elaborate.


Now you have made me want to make one.

Your fault, for being so very manipulative!

Sylkat