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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
Full and fruity red wine Bollocks
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Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 94,386Location: United Kingdom
Says it all, doesn't it? Inebriation
Are you s**t faced tonight? UFO
What's that in the sky? Prohibition
Just do it in secret Hobbyhorse
Nothing like a real horse Fairground
Height restrictions may apply here. Balloon
Put sellotape on, won't pop Cannabis
Smoke it on the bus Pirate
One-eyed maritime marauder, cutlass optional Telesales
Crank calling all day long Circus
Clowns, acrobats and performing animals Comets
Halley's came flying over once. Trampoline
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing! (That was v. childish!) Device for bouncing about on Emoticon
Button substitute for defective shirt Beetle