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Lisa: (Vinny looks at her funny) What?

Vinny: Nothing. You stick out like a sore thumb around here.

Lisa: Me? What about you?

Vinny: I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots.

Lisa: Oh yeah, you blend.

?My Cousin Vinny?

"Treat kids as equals! They're people, too! They're smarter than you think! They were smart enough to catch me!"

Sideshow Bob in The Simpsons.

Elaine: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.

Jerry: I went out with you.

Elaine: That's because my standards are too low.

?Jerry Seinfeld?

Sir Humphrey: It's clear that the Committee has agreed that your new policy is really an excellent plan. But in view of some of the doubts being expressed, may I propose that I recall that after careful consideration, the considered view of the Committee was that, while they considered that the proposal met with broad approval in principle, that some of the principles were sufficiently fundamental in principle, and some of the considerations so complex and finely balanced in practice that in principle it was proposed that the sensible and prudent practice would be to submit the proposal for more detailed consideration, laying stress on the essential continuity of the new proposal with existing principles, the principle of the principal arguments which the proposal proposes and propounds for their approval. In principle.

Yes, Minister/Yes, Prime Minister

"I can't stand it any longer! This whole plant is insane! Insane, I tell you!"

Frank Grimes about to go on his meltdown in The Simpsons.

Candy. It tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy.

-Toki Wartooth

"Now is the winter of our discontent."

Richard III in Richard III.

Kyle, did you mean to say "planEt" a couple of posts, ago?

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Eddie: [singing] Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really love that rock n' roll!

"The Rocky Horror Picture Show"

Nope. 'Plant'. As in 'Power Plant'.

"Okay? OKAY?! I think we can do better than that."

Dr. Frank-N-Furter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

All: You bring your knees in tight! But it's the pelvic thrust / That really drives you insane / Let's do the time warp again!

?The Rocky Horror Picture Show?

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago, expansion started----Wait!
The earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tool,
We built a wall----we built the pyramids!
Math, science, history,
Unraveling the mystery,
That all started with a big bang----BANG!

"The Big Bang Theory" (theme song)

Crush: Oh, it's awesome, Jellyman. The little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on a beach to hatch, and then, coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way back to the big ol' blue.

?Finding Nemo?

"You, Mini-Man. Takin on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome."

Crush in Finding Nemo.

I like Crush!

Me, too!! !

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

"The Lord of the Rings"

Beginning of show:

Come and listen to the story about a man named Jed,
A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.
Then one day he was shootin' at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin' crude.
Oil that is----black gold----Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol' Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said, 'Jed, move away from there!'
Said, 'Californy is the place you oughta be.'
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly.
Hills that is----swimmin' pools----movie stars.

End of show:

Well now its time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin,
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.
You're all invited back next week to this locality,
To have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.
Hillybilly that is.
Set a spell.
Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?

"The Beverly Hillbillies" theme song
("The Ballad of Jed Clampett" - written by Paul Henning, the show's creator.)

"You did not come to seek justice. You've come to decide which of us shall rule this kingdom: You or I, and I tell you Essex, it is I who rule."

Elizabeth I in the 2005 TV Mini-series Elizabeth I.