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reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Banned for wearing a thong on a public beach.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for joining the throngs at the beach.
Banned for playing extremely loud rap music on a big boom box at the beach. *inserts a quarter*
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
*inserts a quarter*? banned for being a part of the throng that wears thongs.
Banned for longing to be part of the throng wearing thongs.
Banned for the ultimate fashion faux pas, visible panty lines (shoulda worn a thong!) ( mixing up the threads!)
Banned for wearing only a thread at the beach.
Banned for threading on the beach.
Banned for reading about threading beading on the beach.
Banned for treading on the treadmill
banned for breeding the breeds of chickens.
Banned for mentioning chickens again.
Banned for sex-checking the said breeds of chickens.
Banned for poultry reasons.
Banned for ruminant reasons.
Banned for fishing for the monster of the lake without a permit.