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Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
Right here: Where is my tuna sandwich?
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 63Gender: FemalePosts: 9,828Location: Australia
Someone drew this picture of you eating it: Where is my clean kitchen?
mar00 Veteran
Joined: 12 May 2011Age: 37Gender: MalePosts: 603Location: Germany
In your OCD fantasies. Where is my tolerance for ignorance?
Don't ask me. I lost mine too. Where are my savings?
You spent them on Play-Doh. Where is my new book?
It's in use. You'll have to wait your turn. Where is my bottle of nitroglycerine?
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
I just drank it. Seems to have given me some mighty burps. I'm terrified of going to the toilet though. Where is cheese scone?
You already ate it, but you forgot that you ate it. Where are my bacon and eggs?
I ate those too! Where is something to wash down my breakfast?
Here's a bottle of Tabasco sauce. Where are my condiments?
Here they are: Where is my bunch of flowers?
Here! Where is my Jello?
The kids next door stole it for a food fight. Where is my peace of mind?
Just close your eyes, and you'll find it. Where is my tasty lunch?
TallyMan ate it. Where is the key to wisdom?
TallyMan ate it Where are my ear plugs?