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jennyishere
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08 Nov 2011, 7:01 am

In your nostrils. :o

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08 Nov 2011, 7:52 am

Behind your left ear.

Where is my spare cash?


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08 Nov 2011, 10:27 am

In the couch cushions. (Well, that, or they were sucked into a black hole. One or the other.)

Where's the Doctor?!


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09 Nov 2011, 3:30 am

Have you tried the golf course?

Where is my spare time?


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09 Nov 2011, 7:14 am

(The Doctor is in the Tardis, of course! :roll: )

Your spare time was frittered away online.

Where is my Tardis?



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09 Nov 2011, 1:51 pm

There.

Where is the "Welcome" sign?



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10 Nov 2011, 9:06 am

Over by the local Holiday Inn.

Where is my job satisfaction?


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10 Nov 2011, 8:30 pm

In your paycheque? (That's "paycheck" for you Americans. :wink: )

Where is my midlife crisis?



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11 Nov 2011, 2:18 am

One year away.

Where is my shopping list for Christmas?


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11 Nov 2011, 2:40 am

(Probably sooner than that... :wink: )

You don't have one- you're relying on Santa to provide all the gifts.

Where is my treat for Rudolph?



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11 Nov 2011, 3:38 am

In your head with Santa and Jesus.

Where is my gun?



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11 Nov 2011, 7:08 am

Unfortunately, it's in the hand of the person who is robbing you.

Where is my video game?


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11 Nov 2011, 12:57 pm

Under the pile of tissues, candy wrappers and cola cans.

Where is my decent wifi signal?



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12 Nov 2011, 4:36 am

In your local net cafe.

Where is my pizza for dinner?


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12 Nov 2011, 5:31 am

Here it is- you did want extra strawberries, anchovies, oatmeal and chocolate sauce on it, didn't you? :wink:

Where is my safety net?



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12 Nov 2011, 7:53 am

I borrowed it. You weren't using it, were you?

Where is my new gnu?


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