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jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,848Location: Australia
In your nostrils. Where is my red pen?
Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
Behind your left ear. Where is my spare cash?
DataJinx Sea Gull
Joined: 24 Sep 2011Age: 34Gender: FemalePosts: 224
In the couch cushions. (Well, that, or they were sucked into a black hole. One or the other.) Where's the Doctor?!
Have you tried the golf course? Where is my spare time?
(The Doctor is in the Tardis, of course! ) Your spare time was frittered away online. Where is my Tardis?
theimperiousdork Veteran
Joined: 7 Jul 2009Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 5,896Location: Secret
There. Where is the "Welcome" sign?
Over by the local Holiday Inn. Where is my job satisfaction?
In your paycheque? (That's "paycheck" for you Americans. ) Where is my midlife crisis?
One year away. Where is my shopping list for Christmas?
(Probably sooner than that... ) You don't have one- you're relying on Santa to provide all the gifts. Where is my treat for Rudolph?
mar00 Veteran
Joined: 12 May 2011Age: 38Gender: MalePosts: 603Location: Germany
In your head with Santa and Jesus. Where is my gun?
Unfortunately, it's in the hand of the person who is robbing you. Where is my video game?
Under the pile of tissues, candy wrappers and cola cans. Where is my decent wifi signal?
In your local net cafe. Where is my pizza for dinner?
Here it is- you did want extra strawberries, anchovies, oatmeal and chocolate sauce on it, didn't you? Where is my safety net?
I borrowed it. You weren't using it, were you? Where is my new gnu?