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Fine, but you have gone to prison where the stuff is sewing mail bags all day and night.

I wish that I could eat what I like without getting fat.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

granted, the only problem is a new ice age starts and everyone else is able to adapt, you however stay slim and freeze...

i wish websites told the truth about dispatch times and dates.

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most people think i'm a bit strange, even abnormal. normal is the majority, the average, what is most frequent. if you lived around here, you'll see the positive of not being normal

Granted, they are all honest and tell you when your goods will arrive. However, they send you the wrong items.

I wish websites didn't put big graphics on them that take too long to load.

Granted, the servers crash thus the page you were loading undergoes a 500 error.

I wish I could build a model airplane that I could stick an engine in it.

Granted, you start building a model airplane to the same size as the actual thing, and stick a model engine in it. Happy inching.

I wish I struck a gold fountain.

Granted, you are splashed by the liquid gold... You know how HOT liquid gold is?

I wish I would get at least a 4 (last pass grade, 1 is best) in the Java exam.

Granted, but it is out of a hundred. You fail.

I wish I had a shrink ray.

Granted. However, all it appears to do is make people act like psychologists.

I wish I had a cooler name.

Granted, your name is now TheCooler and everyone gives you the cold shoulder and freezes you out

I wish Microsoft would not meddle with Firefox.

Granted, they remove all pretense of being civilized and start a war against the users of different operating systems and different browsers.

I wish Microsoft would become insolvent.

Granted, but they get bought out by a Russian Mafia firm who charge twice as much and if you don't buy their software they start breaking arms and legs

I wish the snow does not settle here.

Granted, but this makes the killer penguins very angry about you...


I wish that people (including my parents) would not laugh any time I voice political viewpoints which confuse them but seriously consider them.

Granted, your parents are now always serious and never laugh about anything.

I wish the world was a more friendly place.

granted, after the world becomes friendly the aliens no one knew existed decide to take over and all humanity does about it is smile.

i wish the council had more grit salt for the roads.

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most people think i'm a bit strange, even abnormal. normal is the majority, the average, what is most frequent. if you lived around here, you'll see the positive of not being normal

Granted, but they run out of fuel for the gritter lorries and they double your council tax to pay for the salt.

I wish England was not slowly turning into a police state.

Granted, England is turning to pudding, same to everyone in it.

I wish I was made of a gelatinous material.