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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
It was sent to Santa by mistake. Where is my treacle sponge pudding?
Basagu Deinonychus
Joined: 21 Sep 2011Age: 30Gender: MalePosts: 337Location: The Netherlands
A gnome eat it! Where are my bunny-slippers?
theimperiousdork Veteran
Joined: 7 Jul 2009Age: 39Gender: MalePosts: 5,896Location: Secret
They hopped away. Where is a better job?
Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
There are no better jobs. There are only worse jobs. Where is my low-calorie meal?
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 63Gender: FemalePosts: 9,828Location: Australia
Tallyman ate it for his main course, just before devouring his treacle sponge pudding. Where is my expected email from a friend?
Have you checked your spam filter? Where is my next paycheck?
I am praying it goes into my pocket. Where is my paycheck?
mar00 Veteran
Joined: 12 May 2011Age: 37Gender: MalePosts: 603Location: Germany
It's in my pocket. Where is my discipline?
Lost in a mass of undisciplined behavior. Where is my slice of custard pie?
swbluto Veteran
Joined: 26 Feb 2011Age: 38Gender: MalePosts: 2,899Location: In the Andes, counting the stars and wondering if one of them is home to another civilization
On my plate. Where's my plate?
It's in the dishwasher. Where is the love?
Back in the '60s. Where is the truth?
It's in my closet. Where is satisfaction?
In a job well done. Where is my undivided attention?
All divided by zero. Where is infinity?
In jennyishere's attention. Where is my kindness to stupidity?