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TallyMan
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17 Nov 2011, 4:48 pm

It was sent to Santa by mistake.

Where is my treacle sponge pudding?


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17 Nov 2011, 4:54 pm

A gnome eat it!

Where are my bunny-slippers?


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17 Nov 2011, 9:28 pm

They hopped away.

Where is a better job?


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18 Nov 2011, 4:09 am

There are no better jobs. There are only worse jobs.

Where is my low-calorie meal?


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18 Nov 2011, 5:01 am

Tallyman ate it for his main course, just before devouring his treacle sponge pudding.

Where is my expected email from a friend?



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18 Nov 2011, 10:00 am

Have you checked your spam filter?

Where is my next paycheck?


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18 Nov 2011, 12:42 pm

I am praying it goes into my pocket.

Where is my paycheck?


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18 Nov 2011, 3:56 pm

It's in my pocket.

Where is my discipline?



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18 Nov 2011, 11:59 pm

Lost in a mass of undisciplined behavior.

Where is my slice of custard pie?


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19 Nov 2011, 12:04 am

On my plate.

Where's my plate?



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19 Nov 2011, 12:12 am

It's in the dishwasher.

Where is the love?


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19 Nov 2011, 2:53 am

Back in the '60s.

Where is the truth?


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19 Nov 2011, 3:55 am

It's in my closet.

Where is satisfaction?


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19 Nov 2011, 4:38 am

In a job well done.

Where is my undivided attention?



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19 Nov 2011, 6:14 am

All divided by zero.

Where is infinity?


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19 Nov 2011, 7:21 am

In jennyishere's attention.

Where is my kindness to stupidity?