BANNED (The Game)

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Banned for disparaging the beet greens.

Banned for being rude to potato and calling him names.

Banned for blowing bubbles in the milk. Before serving it to a customer!

Banned for some random allegation of threatening violence that you never actually did but you still are banned for.

Banned for being so judicious.

Banned for having a tie-dye aura.

banned for stigmatising and labelling poor asparagus.

Your public invitation has been withdrawn, you are not allowed to post here anymore. If you do, then we'll have security walk you out of the forums and face trespassing charges of up to $500. You have the right to appeal the ban, especially since it is for a bogus reason, but if you take us to court then it will be an open and shut case because we know how to manipulate the legal system and have had decades of practice doing so. You should see the salaries we pay our lawyers in order for them to ignore their consciences.

Banned for an excessively long reason to ban someone.

Banned for usage of the word "excessively" without quotation marks.

Banned for claiming not to be a parakeet but never mentioning the Norwegian blue that is pining for the Fjords.

Banned for having lost count though claiming to be a Tally man.

Banned for the 56th time (or is it the 57th ) for stirring the pot backwards... you'll un-mix the ingredients!

Banned for not helping regina in the kitchen.

Banned for not knowing that too many cooks spoil the broth.

Banned for not offering to wash the dishes afterwards.