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TallyMan
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24 Apr 2010, 3:29 pm

Banned for not realising that is the reason for keeping a pet dog. 8O


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24 Apr 2010, 3:58 pm

Banned for keeping a pet dog to do the dishes for you. 8O



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24 Apr 2010, 4:06 pm

Banned for keeping a cat for the same purpose. You know it will only give them a cat lick.


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24 Apr 2010, 4:08 pm

Banned for using giraffe for the very same reason. Poor thing, her tongue has already swollen because of the constant overuse.



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24 Apr 2010, 4:13 pm

Banned for taking your dishes to the zoo for the elephants to wash them.


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24 Apr 2010, 4:18 pm

Banned for allowing grandmother to use goose instead of toilet paper.



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24 Apr 2010, 4:21 pm

Banned for putting another very bizarre image in my mind. 8O :lol:


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24 Apr 2010, 4:21 pm

Banned for serving said goose to your dinner guests.



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24 Apr 2010, 4:24 pm

Banned for goosing your dinner guests! 8O


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24 Apr 2010, 4:26 pm

Banned for letting your dinner parties get out of hand Caligula Junior!



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24 Apr 2010, 4:39 pm

banned for mentioning Caligula!! 8O



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24 Apr 2010, 4:41 pm

Banned for mentioning unmentionables!



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24 Apr 2010, 4:42 pm

Banned for not placing the cutlery in the prescribed order on the table.


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24 Apr 2010, 4:59 pm

Banned for needing cutlery and tables. You should be able to make do with a trough.



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24 Apr 2010, 5:01 pm

Banned for eating TallyMan's truffles, after he spent so long sniffing them out.



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24 Apr 2010, 5:05 pm

banned for accusing TallyMan of being a dog.