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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for not realising that is the reason for keeping a pet dog.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Banned for keeping a pet dog to do the dishes for you.
Banned for keeping a cat for the same purpose. You know it will only give them a cat lick.
Banned for using giraffe for the very same reason. Poor thing, her tongue has already swollen because of the constant overuse.
Banned for taking your dishes to the zoo for the elephants to wash them.
Banned for allowing grandmother to use goose instead of toilet paper.
Banned for putting another very bizarre image in my mind.
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Banned for serving said goose to your dinner guests.
Banned for goosing your dinner guests!
Banned for letting your dinner parties get out of hand Caligula Junior!
banned for mentioning Caligula!!
Banned for mentioning unmentionables!
Banned for not placing the cutlery in the prescribed order on the table.
McTell Veteran
Joined: 27 Jan 2009Gender: MalePosts: 2,453Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
Banned for needing cutlery and tables. You should be able to make do with a trough.
Banned for eating TallyMan's truffles, after he spent so long sniffing them out.
banned for accusing TallyMan of being a dog.