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Most north Europeans are law-abiding Protestants who have no idea what sort of yarn and stick art they make in Mexico. When a specimen of this questionable hobby is shown them, they instinctively pronounce it alien. Like the eye-in-the-triangle of the dollar bill. It cannot come as a surprise to you that I blame you.

I blame you for pasting pictures of eyes on American currency.

Sylkat

It's your fault that my image isn't on American currency.

In turn, it's your fault that nobody's image is shown on the Euro banknotes.

No portraits on the European Currency?

Surely you are kidding?


Sylkat

Images of 007's love interests (such as myself), displayed on currency would stimulate the global economy. It's your fault that they overlook the obvious.

The only thing obvious is that 007 has never loved anyone but himself.

Your fault.


Sylkat

It's your fault that I've never had a chance to have a closer look at the 500-euro bill, but there are rumors that it doesn't have anybody's portrait, either. (Non-euro banknotes certainly have the usual collection of kings, queens, tractors and power plants.)

It is your fault all currency world wide, including play money, will now have an adorable kitten on the bills, and a blue crab on the coins.

Its your fault my cordless phone dosen't ring and I didn't get my Mum's message this morning.
And I have to buy a new one.

It's your own fault you have to buy a new Mum.

I would not buy a chrysanthemum, they make me sneeze.

Your fault for tossing pollen around.

Sylkat

It's your fault I had to spend $125.00 on an exercise bike.

You could have just bought a jump rope.

Your choice, your Fault.


Sylkat

The Yellowstone supervolcano will erupt any minute now. You cannot seriously think I would blame anyone else but you.

It's your fault I am now concerned about resulting calamities and fallout.