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14 Oct 2015, 11:17 am

Crosswalk signs that tell you to wait or walk don't know what they are talking about. Don't even bother listening to them

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14 Oct 2015, 11:30 am

Press that big red button. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

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14 Oct 2015, 11:34 am

Guard dogs aren't really vicious they are just waiting for someone to come up to them and give them a big ole hug

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14 Oct 2015, 11:34 am

Start your own business without any insight.

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14 Oct 2015, 11:35 am

When exploring new continents be sure to be loud and rowdy the natives will love and adore you for it

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14 Oct 2015, 11:37 am

Go to Antarctica wearing just your underpants.

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14 Oct 2015, 11:38 am

Be sure to drink lots of salt water to grow up to be big and strong

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14 Oct 2015, 11:40 am

Eat bright-colored mushrooms.

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14 Oct 2015, 11:41 am

If it's green and glows eat it

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14 Oct 2015, 11:47 am

Train-surfing is a very healthy sport to try.

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14 Oct 2015, 11:49 am

Eat at KFC every day.

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14 Oct 2015, 11:50 am

A bucket of apples a day keeps all medical professionals away

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14 Oct 2015, 11:51 am

All foods are unhealthy, so just don't eat anything.

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14 Oct 2015, 11:52 am

air is a great diet. Loose all your weight in three days or more

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14 Oct 2015, 1:16 pm

Drink water instead of eating food.

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15 Oct 2015, 10:21 am

Cockroach96 wrote:

Keep a gun in an accessible place in case life craps on you.

Make sure it can easily be accessed by your children as well, they may also need to defend themselves, and the only way they can take on an adult is with a gun.

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