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Doro
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23 May 2009, 7:33 pm

They went out. Just wait... :wink:

Where is my bottle of oil?



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23 May 2009, 10:38 pm

A robot walked past, and it was gone.

Where is my reservation form for Pokemon Soul Silver?


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24 May 2009, 3:23 pm

Sorry, you are too late. Someone else reserved it.

Where is my tea warmer?



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24 May 2009, 3:32 pm

Off somewhere warming someones coffee

Where is the tv guide?



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24 May 2009, 10:34 pm

I used it to line my hamster's cage.

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27 May 2009, 2:18 pm

That silver thing right under the flower pot?


Where is my bag of instand soup?



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27 May 2009, 5:18 pm

The Flying Dutchman stole it.

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28 May 2009, 2:28 pm

You never had any.

Where is my lunch?


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28 May 2009, 2:45 pm

Fed to the dogs, I'm afraid.


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28 May 2009, 5:34 pm

Sorry, I thought it was my backscratcher.

Where is my backscratcher?


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31 May 2009, 12:55 pm

It's being used to stir my pot of goulash. Couldn't find a spoon.

Where is my raisin bran without the bran?



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01 Jun 2009, 2:54 pm

In my stomach.

Where is my trumpet?


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01 Jun 2009, 3:24 pm

I borrowed it. Here it comes back now.

Where is my needle?



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01 Jun 2009, 4:17 pm

I found a needle on the ground, and added it to my needle tower. Don't pull it out, the whole tower will collapse, only I know how to pull it.


Where is my third and fourth N64 controllers?


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01 Jun 2009, 6:32 pm

You don't need them anymore, ever since the operation to remove your third and fourth arms.

Where are my flavored chipmunks?



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01 Jun 2009, 11:19 pm

Chip-monks made chips out of them.


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