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09 Sep 2009, 12:28 am

Autisim is caused by ditto machines.


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09 Sep 2009, 11:45 pm

Autism is caused by evolution



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15 Sep 2009, 5:39 pm

Autism is caused by all of the fairy tale creatures that your mother and father had told you about as a kid...



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15 Sep 2009, 6:15 pm

Autism is caused by those people who, when you try to step out of the way of each other, they step the same way as you and then you both do the same thing the second time before finally being able to pass each other on the third attempt.


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16 Sep 2009, 3:12 pm

Autism is caused by the annyoying people whom, seem never to be able to make up their mind up about something in the general sense...



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16 Sep 2009, 8:24 pm

Every time an angel pees a child gets autism.



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16 Sep 2009, 10:41 pm

Autism is caused by drinking to many slurpees.:lol:



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17 Sep 2009, 1:51 pm

Autism is caused whenever an Alaskan wolf shoots at Sarah Palin from a helicopter and misses.....


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17 Sep 2009, 3:27 pm

Autism is caused by Mono-Sodium Glutamate



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17 Sep 2009, 3:35 pm

Autism is caused by over use of emoticons 8)



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17 Sep 2009, 4:38 pm

Autism is caused by pets



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17 Sep 2009, 4:50 pm

Aut(o)genesis topic

Autism is caused by eating the same food as a kid, over and over.


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17 Sep 2009, 4:58 pm

^ OMG - It's gonna get worse 8O


Autism is caused by lack of financial stability.



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17 Sep 2009, 5:03 pm

Autism is caused by the universe becoming more and more chaotic....Super massive black holes here we come.. :lol:



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17 Sep 2009, 5:30 pm

Autism is caused by hyper-sensitivity of centripetal force, thereby concentrating more brain matter beyond the normal capacity of a human being.



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17 Sep 2009, 5:45 pm

Autism is caused by trying to literally exceed the limits of actual bandwith within the internet itself...