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23 Nov 2011, 9:51 am

You choose: A bounced check, or a check from a zeroed-out account of Bill Gates?


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23 Nov 2011, 9:58 am

There's no question, so here's my question:

Where is my sidekick?



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23 Nov 2011, 10:25 am

I just kicked them out.

Where is a workaround to every issue in the world?


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24 Nov 2011, 9:39 am

There is a workaround for everything, but nothing works quite right.

Where is my turkey dinner?


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24 Nov 2011, 1:26 pm

In a Turkish diner.

Where is sugar?


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24 Nov 2011, 1:33 pm

She's working tonight.

Where is honey?


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24 Nov 2011, 2:02 pm

With the bees.

Where is sweetener for my coffee?


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24 Nov 2011, 6:14 pm

Have you tried arsenic? It's said to taste quite sweet. :wink:

Where is my sense of urgency?



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24 Nov 2011, 7:25 pm

Down the drain.
Where is my army of man-eating turkeys that shoot lazer beams out of their eyes?


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24 Nov 2011, 8:31 pm

At Carl Brutananadilewski's house.

Where are my phone spiders?


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25 Nov 2011, 4:26 am

In a call center in Bangalore, taking your customer-service calls.

Where are snacks?


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25 Nov 2011, 6:43 am

No snacks around here. Everybody is on a strict diet.

Where is my authentic copy of the Mona Lisa?


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25 Nov 2011, 6:56 am

It's in the Louvre, kept safe from you.

Where is worthwhile work?


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25 Nov 2011, 7:18 am

Sweeping the streets.

Where is my thermonuclear warhead? I'm sure I left it around here somewhere. :scratch:


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25 Nov 2011, 7:24 am

It's in a Thermos bottle.

Where is my bottle of sweet red wine?


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25 Nov 2011, 8:06 am

I ate it, yummy molten sand.

Where are my elderberries?


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