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Granted! But you had to pay for them

I wish i was rid of those 3 copies and instead had 3 lead aprons

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Fine you have three lead aprons, the only problem is that these ones are the wrong sizes. One supersize one intended for a shire horse, one for a small dog and a one for a mouse.

I wish that I could see what my co workers are thinking about and that it is not just porn porn porn.

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Granted! But they think about politics all the time

I wish I could be rid of puberty and its damn random erections

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OK puberty and its damn random erections has gone away, but it goes away backwards you turn back into a 12 year old lad.

Oh dear you have messed up my last wish very well, I do not know which is worse the porn or the politics.

I now wish that I could control the thoughts of passers by and make them have what ever thoughts I want them to have. I also wish that I could have a ESP link with my dog, so I can tell it to stop barking without having to open my mouth and talk to it.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! but other people can do the same to you so you can never think about what YOU want to.

Granted! your dog will start talking to you

I wish i could skip puberty

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OK you skip puberty, but then as a result of this you have a super charged beard. It means that you have to shave every ten minutes.

It looks like my ESP wish idea has backfired, I will have a new wish.

I wish my dog could float 6 inchs above the ground.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, your town gets flooded. Everything now floats six inches above the ground.

I wish it does not rain tomorrow morning.

Granted, it doesn't rain tomorrow,
but, due to global warming,
it rains for the next 364 days afterward.

I wish that I'd have and keep a good job.

Granted, you have an excellent job, you really enjoy it and you can keep it too! The pay is one cent per hour.

I wish I had a million pounds in the bank.

Granted, but it's a million pounds of dross.


I hope I'll be able to keep up with 3 courses per quarter and get good grades starting this July.

Granted! but the dog can no longer control where it is going therefore sh*ts and pisses wherever you put it.

I wish mom understood all of my stims.

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Granted, your mom develops ten times more stims than you. She now understands them.

Opps you failed to wish

My wish is that my shoes never wore out no matter how far I walk in them.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, your feet grow their own shoes.

I wish for nothing.

Hrrrmm...Granted, but a freak quantum singularity spontaneously causes your lamp to have combusted into a jelly doughnut.

I wish for a jellyfish.

Granted! but it stings you

I wish TV infomercials were less... gimmicky

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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